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omgthatdress:

Evening Dress

1867-1868

The Metropolitan Museum of Art

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killadamsandler88888888888888999:

like ten years ago i drew a comic strip entitled “if the president were a moth” in which the president is a human sized moth watching the olympics and when they light the torch it flies off in pursuit of it and then two cia guys stand up and shout “MR. PRESIDENT!!!!!!!” i was really ahead of my time

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prettiestcaptain:

I’m having way too much fun with these

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eatingisfab:

"Are you kidding me?"
“No, im adulting you”

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butt-berry:

This is the whole show

butt-berry:

This is the whole show

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croatgod:

"It's 2014. Plugging some Croat, it's called commonplace."

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millionsmillions:

After the Times Magazine published their interview with Roxane Gay — in which the Bad Feminist author and Year in Reading alum delves into the title of her latest book and talks about her love of Sweet Valley High — the crew at McSweeney’s dug up a humor piece the author published in 2010. If you can read the title without laughing, you are more stoic than I am: “I Am Going to Cook a Quiche in My Easy-Bake Oven and You Are Going to Like It.”

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toocooltobehipster:

i’m in love with this song and video. watch here

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catesstrophe:

today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”

she just kept going 

i screamed into a headset and she just kept going

working in customer service

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lamiadarkholm:

Trying to come up with AUs when writing fanfiction more like

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tastefullyoffensive:

Creations from French Girls, an iPhone app where people draw portraits based on selfies of others. [via]

Related: Subway Snapchat Art

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  • Question: I am very, very afraid of moths and daddy-long-legs (what's the plural of daddy-long-legs? Long-legses? I have no idea.). Anyways, at this time of the year, my room is full to the brim with them. Could you possibly draw me a thing to make me not scared? - Anonymous
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    floccinaucinihilipilificationa:

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    Oh no! I’m really afraid of them too :c I hope that they will leave you alone! ♥

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